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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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