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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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