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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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