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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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