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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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