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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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