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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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