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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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