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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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