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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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