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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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