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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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