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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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