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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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