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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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