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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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