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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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