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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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