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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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