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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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