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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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