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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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