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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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