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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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