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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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