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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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