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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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