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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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