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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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