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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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