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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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