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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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