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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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