Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.