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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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