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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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