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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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