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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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