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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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