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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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