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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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