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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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