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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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