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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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