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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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