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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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