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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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