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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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