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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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