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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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