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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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