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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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