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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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